Wacky Theories

Total Wackiness: Let the Journey Begin

In this inaugural episode Taco interviews Isaac and tests his ability to connect ordinary dots in WACKY ways, leading to some pretty crazy theories and good times overall!  Come join the fun while we run our observations past each other and draw hilarious conclusions!

Total Wackiness: Let the Journey Begin!

In this inaugural episode Taco interviews Isaac and tests his ability to connect ordinary dots in WACKY ways, leading to some pretty crazy theories and good times overall!  Come join the fun while we run our observations past each other and draw hilarious conclusions!

Is Joe Biden 6ix9ine's Daddy?

This episode explores the possibility that Joe Biden used CornPop to gain street creds so that he could locate his long lost son. When Taco talks about his theories, people listen!

Is Elon Musk Using Fat Tourists To Power His Rocket Ships?

In this exciting episode we explore the distinct but horrid possibility that Elon Musk could be luring unsuspecting tourists to Santorini, Greece for the purpose of extracting their body fat in order to send his ships to the moon for free!

Don't Let Macron Fool You! What Japanese Women Could Learn From Cichlids

While the desperate women of Japan swoon over macho men (and apes), 60% of Japanese men now self-identify as herbivores, a lost generation that would rather get facials and crochet than have sex.  In this episode the Taco Talks about Japan, its colorful traditions and modern dilemmas, as well as the corona virus and the unexpected opportunities it creates for a young President who has grown tired of his literature teacher.  Sextagenarians beware!Cichlids

Hold on Trump, the Bison are Coming!

In this episode we head to the Wild West and ask ourselves, "Why did Buffalo Bill track down the American bison?"  And why does a chicken wings joint out of Buffalo choose a bison for its logo??  The answer is the same, and it will shock you!  It isn't just about bison burgers, hot wings and railroad tracks.  No, the very foundation of capitalism is under seige!  But it isn't too late: if the bison can only form a basketball team, they might just get to Trump! 

Bling, Blang, Blung! How Johnny Dang and Kanye West Became Chinese Puppets

From Central Vietnam to Central LA, Hanoi to Houston, everybody wants a little bling in da grillz!  Meet Johnny Dang, Jeweler to the Stars, and his army of unwitting soldiers, as they blindly take over the world with their flashy teeth.  But who are they really serving?  In this episode we explore the history of grillz, who wears them, and what impact they are having on the world around us.  Beyonce, Quavo, Katy Perry, Lil Durk... the list goes on and on.  But watch out, Kanye, you might not have control over your own mouth!